Hat tip Robmu1 from the Burning Platform
The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential campaign is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.
Canadian border residents say it’s not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists, and “green” energy proponents crossing their fields at night.
“I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. “He was cold, exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn’t have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?”
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border, pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.
“A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions,” an Alberta border patrolman said. “I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All they had was a nice little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips. When liberals are caught, they’re sent back across the border, often wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.
Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.
In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the ’50s.
“If they can’t identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age,” an official said.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara Streisand CD’s, and are overloading the internet while downloading jazzercise apps to their cell phones.
“I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can’t support them,” an Ottawa resident said. “After all, how many art-history majors does one country need?
I wrote this response
You know I have been feeling a little guilty about gloating just a bit this morning. Not much. All I had to say at start of things was I am glad Hillary isn’t Prez. Kind of went about my thing. But everybody wants to talk. Talk shit that is..
Anyways I have been fed the dollops of liberal talking points all morning. But now I am getting pissed off. One fellow told me that anyone who votes for Trump is a Moran. Geebers that is whole lot of morans. Another said that he would not survive till election day. Another said that she was beaten by racists and misogynists.
Why is it that left can make blanket generalizations
of narrow mindedness
of not having respect for will of people
And then turn around and behave like this today. I am proud to be a deplorable. I wear it like a badge of honour. It is high time this world stops treating white people and especially white men as the segment of society where permission has been granted to mock and ridicule.
Van Jones should have been called out as a racist last night. For someone to get on TV and claim that vote was lost because of the backwardness of white people deserves nothing but universal scorn.
A long time ago in aftermath of Quebec Referendum, Jacques Parizeau blamed the loss in vote on independence on the English and the Ethnic vote! Openly stating that somehow that a Quebecois vote, French Speaking Quebecois, is worth more than an Anglo and the “others”.
Van Jones should apologize. But we all know he won’t and if tables had been reversed and it was a white guy complaining about the way black people vote he would be the first in line to scream in self righteous indignation…..
When I was very young I saw the movie, The Body Snatchers, found it quite horrifying. It has become my go to metaphor for why the world has gone so wrong.
I have read a bit about the Frankfurt School and it’s cast of despicable characters. I have to give those guys props. They laid out their plan for all to see. All these years later we are witnessing the rewards of their fruits of their ill gotten labour.
These days, where I live, I feel like Donald Sutherland, one of the last not reborn.
The Trump election is the alarm for the wake-up. Hopefully society can answer but I fear that most will hit snooze.
I see that protests are now spreading.
No doubt the violence will soon ensue.
Lets pray that genie in the bottle
Doesn’t infect me and you.